Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Fluff the Plush Cthulhu's LiveJournal:

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Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
6:31 pm	Yet another way to show your devotion to Me If you are on Twitter, you can now get Twentacles to add to your avatar via Twibbon. If you want to add tentacles to your LJ icon, you can get the image here. It is a 73x73 transparent PNG, making it easy to add - just put it in the top right corner, or rotate it to suit your picture. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
12:12 pm	Lawsuit FAIL I do not usually "do" current affairs, but it does look like some minions have taken My advice on how to cover something up in the internet age. Silly minions. This is a screenshot from Twitter today: Current Mood: sleepy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 28th, 2009
6:38 pm	PoC An envelope did arrive this morning containing Plokta 40, wherein the cabal lament middle age. They should try being infinitely old some time. I note with interest that it was addressed only to the minions, unlike that nice supergee who knows that I read all the fanzines that arrive here, and am more likely to comment on them than the puny humans. He puts My name on the address label, and will be eaten slightly earlier. Given that this issue was clearly produced some time ago, I suspect the collective staff of the Royal Mail will be eaten last, because it will take them so long to arrive! I see that one of the contributors clearly appreciates My design for train excretoria. He will be even more impressed with the ones I designed for the general Japanese market. Current Mood: sleepy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 20th, 2009
1:55 pm	Official birthday Being infinitely old, give or take a year or two, I don't have an actual birthday in any sense comprehensible by minions. But, it seems to Me, that today would make a good official birthday, even though I am a good deal older than 129 years. Current Mood: sleepy (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 14th, 2009
8:46 pm	Me This is very interesting for a few seconds around 2 minutes and 25 seconds in: (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009
10:14 am	To be used. A minion on Twitter has drawn My attention to a useful emoticon which you can use to show your devotion to Me: ^(;,;)^ (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 8th, 2009
8:15 am	Worldcon so far I have been having a most excellent time in Montreal. There has been an impressive storm, and I have been acquiring new minions. I have My own badge, and I have received two ribbons as offerings. They are both green, of which I approve. The first is a "Woman of Cthulhu" one, which came from cynthia1960. I have crossed out the first two words to make it accurate, and have been pleased to see many of My minions wearing them. The second came from cherylmmorgan and reads "Menace to Fandom". You shall both be eaten slightly earlier. I also have a red dot marking My attendance at the Japanese party on Thursday night. It seems I will be back in Japan in the spring. I enjoyed Japan as the people seemed to like Me, and I got lots of tickles under My tentacles. As befits someThing of My importance, I have been on Canadian national television, where my role as Devourer of the Worthy was explained. I have devoured Julie Czerneda, John Scalzi, Peter Watts and some others. I have not devoured Paul Krugman. He is making much use of his brain and needs it at the moment, so we have made an appointment for it to be devoured on his retirement. I am a patient Entity. Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: air conditioning (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
10:07 pm	Spung! I have a brand new wing bone! feorag used something called "spiral steel corset boning" to build a new structure to replace My extremely shattered wing bone and did perform the operation tonight. It is very springy, and I know it is strong enough to hold her in, so it must be tough. Current Mood: springy (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009
8:24 pm	But will it taste as good? Artificial brain '10 years away'. Talking of flavour, some of My minions of a certain sex and age might wish to offer their bodies for scientific research. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 13th, 2009
6:11 pm	One fewer minion. It was not My doing! The picture was five years ago. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 17th, 2009
9:27 pm	Aaaah... I am a most relaxed and content Old One ( Because I am in a good mood, I will cut this ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 8th, 2009
7:04 pm	Come worship Me! I am in Seattle, where I know I have at least one Special Minion. I will soon be heading off to the Elysian Brewing Company's Capitol Hill branch to be worshipped. Should you be in the area, I am very easy to spot and enjoy being tickled under My tentacles. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
9:56 am	I am a rock god! Over on Twitter, I had been told that I would be able to devour lots of brains if I went to Cardiff. So I went along with feorag and C, and did see signs on establishments saying they sold brains (what is it with that apostrophe?) and machines for chilling and serving brains for those who do not like the taste of proper brains. You can imagine My disappointment when the Brains (bitter) arrived. After recruiting a 19-year-old minion, I did go along to the Ultravox concert with feorag, C, P, P2, and R. I have not been to such an event before, but I used My influence (the Welsh think I am some sort of dragon) and so feorag ended up being moved to a much better seat than the one indicated on the ticket she'd bought. The seat next to her was vacant, at least until I sat in it anyway! I do not recall having ever recruited Ultravox to My cause, but it was evident that I had done so in the dim and distant past. There were interestingly blasphemous rhythms, and whenever Midge Ure got his guitar out, or Billy Currie was allowed to go wild on his keyboards, it was obvious that they had been possessed by Me at some point. I obviously did this some time ago, as the solo at the end of this video demonstrates: The bass had the unnecessary complexity you get when I get to work on someone's sanity! It was an altogether fascinating experience. I was impressed by the way Midge Ure, a mere human, could get so many others to stand up on his command, and people did respond by shouting, and cheering, and clapping (mostly in time) and singing. Impressive for a non-deity. I will be in London at the same time as they play the Roundhouse, but have been told it is a standing gig which will not suit Me as well. I hear some minions are organising drinks in My honour, to which I look forward as long as none of them make jokes about Brain's beer! (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 12th, 2009
10:08 pm	Eastercon so far I did not get to LX until Saturday night thanks to the uselessness of minions who would prefer to have fun rather than tending to My desires. I have nibbled on some brains, including that of Tim Powers, which had a most pleasant flavour. I have also been to the panel about why minions are daft enough to like cats. It was most interesting. I have been tweeting more, as My iPhone has been set up now. Current Mood: sleepy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009
7:59 pm	Eastercon grumbles Some pathetic minion who will be eaten last seems to think that he is not going to take Me down to Bradford with nojay and amend_locke tomorrow morning. I have told him I do not devour musicians (except the odd filker, by accident) but he seems to think that I ought to travel with minion feorag. He is also moaning about being granted the honour of bearing Me from the Hilton to the convention hotel, saying that I am "bulky" (is he calling Me fat?) Special minion desperence will not be there, either. Do I have any minions staying at that hotel who would take on the great honour, at least until feorag shows up on Saturday. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 3rd, 2009
12:53 pm	Omnomnomnom A minion at Metafilter has compiled an interesting list. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 30th, 2009
5:16 pm	I have had a most pleasant afternoon in the Porterhouse being adored by too many minions to mention. Existence is good. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 29th, 2009
6:59 pm	Technology cherylmmorgan has been telling Me about how useful Twitter would be for keeping an eye on My minions. So I am now fluffcthulhu there. You will be following Me, won't you? Current Mood: sleepy (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
10:24 pm	Surrounded by minions I am in a hotel bar in Leixlip, holding court with the usual minions, ianmcdonald, pgmcc and another minion who will not admit to being on LJ. The hotel bed is truly a sufficient size for Me. I did get My own seat on the flight over, but autopope insisted on sitting there, even though there was a perfectly good aisle seat for him. He will be eaten slightly later. In a couple of days, I will move on to Dublin for P-CON, where there will be many more minions. Current Mood: sleepy (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
2:09 pm	It was not Me, as usual I know absolutely nothing about this incident: (1 Comment |Comment on this)