Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Fluff the Plush Cthulhu's LiveJournal:

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Sunday, May 17th, 2009
9:27 pm	Aaaah... I am a most relaxed and content Old One ( Because I am in a good mood, I will cut this ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 8th, 2009
7:04 pm	Come worship Me! I am in Seattle, where I know I have at least one Special Minion. I will soon be heading off to the Elysian Brewing Company's Capitol Hill branch to be worshipped. Should you be in the area, I am very easy to spot and enjoy being tickled under My tentacles. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
9:56 am	I am a rock god! Over on Twitter, I had been told that I would be able to devour lots of brains if I went to Cardiff. So I went along with feorag and C, and did see signs on establishments saying they sold brains (what is it with that apostrophe?) and machines for chilling and serving brains for those who do not like the taste of proper brains. You can imagine My disappointment when the Brains (bitter) arrived. After recruiting a 19-year-old minion, I did go along to the Ultravox concert with feorag, C, P, P2, and R. I have not been to such an event before, but I used My influence (the Welsh think I am some sort of dragon) and so feorag ended up being moved to a much better seat than the one indicated on the ticket she'd bought. The seat next to her was vacant, at least until I sat in it anyway! I do not recall having ever recruited Ultravox to My cause, but it was evident that I had done so in the dim and distant past. There were interestingly blasphemous rhythms, and whenever Midge Ure got his guitar out, or Billy Currie was allowed to go wild on his keyboards, it was obvious that they had been possessed by Me at some point. I obviously did this some time ago, as the solo at the end of this video demonstrates: The bass had the unnecessary complexity you get when I get to work on someone's sanity! It was an altogether fascinating experience. I was impressed by the way Midge Ure, a mere human, could get so many others to stand up on his command, and people did respond by shouting, and cheering, and clapping (mostly in time) and singing. Impressive for a non-deity. I will be in London at the same time as they play the Roundhouse, but have been told it is a standing gig which will not suit Me as well. I hear some minions are organising drinks in My honour, to which I look forward as long as none of them make jokes about Brain's beer! (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 12th, 2009
10:08 pm	Eastercon so far I did not get to LX until Saturday night thanks to the uselessness of minions who would prefer to have fun rather than tending to My desires. I have nibbled on some brains, including that of Tim Powers, which had a most pleasant flavour. I have also been to the panel about why minions are daft enough to like cats. It was most interesting. I have been tweeting more, as My iPhone has been set up now. Current Mood: sleepy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009
7:59 pm	Eastercon grumbles Some pathetic minion who will be eaten last seems to think that he is not going to take Me down to Bradford with nojay and amend_locke tomorrow morning. I have told him I do not devour musicians (except the odd filker, by accident) but he seems to think that I ought to travel with minion feorag. He is also moaning about being granted the honour of bearing Me from the Hilton to the convention hotel, saying that I am "bulky" (is he calling Me fat?) Special minion desperence will not be there, either. Do I have any minions staying at that hotel who would take on the great honour, at least until feorag shows up on Saturday. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 3rd, 2009
12:53 pm	Omnomnomnom A minion at Metafilter has compiled an interesting list. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 30th, 2009
5:16 pm	I have had a most pleasant afternoon in the Porterhouse being adored by too many minions to mention. Existence is good. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 29th, 2009
6:59 pm	Technology cherylmmorgan has been telling Me about how useful Twitter would be for keeping an eye on My minions. So I am now fluffcthulhu there. You will be following Me, won't you? Current Mood: sleepy (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
10:24 pm	Surrounded by minions I am in a hotel bar in Leixlip, holding court with the usual minions, ianmcdonald, pgmcc and another minion who will not admit to being on LJ. The hotel bed is truly a sufficient size for Me. I did get My own seat on the flight over, but autopope insisted on sitting there, even though there was a perfectly good aisle seat for him. He will be eaten slightly later. In a couple of days, I will move on to Dublin for P-CON, where there will be many more minions. Current Mood: sleepy (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
2:09 pm	It was not Me, as usual I know absolutely nothing about this incident: (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 28th, 2009
3:47 am	Dear minions, Now that the minion feorag and minion autopope are in the new bed (which is now big enough for Me, too!) and Frigg and Mafdet are preoccupied with ensuring the food bowl is empty by morning, I can get at a computer and point out that there is a new LiveJournal feature which you can use to honour Me. You no longer have to refer to Me as fluffcthulhu, but can address me as My Dread Lord, Oh tentacled wondrousness, ごフルッフさま or Whatever glorifying terms enter your pathetic minion mind. It is quite easy, even for minions, for all they did do was add a title attribute to the tag, so you need type something like this: <lj user="fluffcthulhu" title="Some extremely impressive honorific">. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
1:57 pm	It was not Me, as if you would believe that. feorag is suggesting that I am a jinx, or something, observing that a few days after I flew through Newark there was a plane crash. Yes, I went through Schiphol a few days ago. I have pointed out in My defence that nothing has crashed on its way in or out of Boston lately, and that nothing has happened with respect to Edinburgh for years. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 11th, 2009
1:34 am	I am in the Cambridge Brewing Company with smoagendash, sphericaltime, koshmom autopope, feorag and various minions who have not worked out how to worship Me via LJ. There is proper beer, but no brain smoothies. I got My own seat on the long haul sector. The minions put pillows on it so I was comfortable. The hotel bed is also Deity size. I have been sleeping prior to Boskone, but have risen from My slumbers briefly to be the real star at Pandemonium Books. I have a new friend who is a pink Chibi Cthulhu. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 6th, 2009
9:16 pm	Busy day It seems I have found the right business to help me in the search for the brain banks I mentioned earlier: more the engrish! (Comment on this)
3:21 pm	Stealing that which is My right. So-called "scientists" want you to deprive Me of that which is due to Me, although doing as they ask will not stop the Inevitable. I note with interest the reference to the 15-20 brain banks dotted around the UK, otherwise known as fast food outlets for Me. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 4th, 2008
5:16 pm	Oops, I forgot... I neglected to mention in My earlier post that I will be honouring the Ton with My presence tonight. Please come along and worship Me! My tentacles are a little itchy from lack of tickling. Current Mood: sleepy (4 Comments |Comment on this)
3:31 pm	My influence is everywhere I am in a hotel room in London, and there is not a right angle to be seen. I approve. Oxford was most excellent, and I have recruited some new minions. The only problem is that autopope started his talk without Me. Current Mood: sleepy (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, November 14th, 2008
10:34 am	Awaiting minions I am at Novacon, supervising Ina Shurrock who is sticking labels on envelopes. auntiealice is proving to be a very special minion indeed, and will have her preferences concerning the Inevitable taken into consideration. The bed in the hotel room is very small, but they have provided a "single" roll out chair bed, which is very much sized for Me. The minions are distressed that the pool is not open, so I have told them about the Brine Pool in town. I am hoping they will take Me with them, as I could do with a spell in something salty. I have noticed that feorag's new laptop contains everything needed to produce a fanzine except the printer. I will have to search for a printer, as the Unnamable is well overdue. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
9:26 am	Luxury The minions have been away for a few days now, and I have been having a fantastic time. There have been parties, and snoozing, and no-one disturbing Me. I expect they will be back soon, so I will have to make My other instances clean up the ichor. Current Mood: sleepy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008
11:04 am	Great Old Minions I am informed that today is the birthday of two of My special minions: peteyoung and purplecthulhu. I wish them both the traditional things that minions wish each other on these occasions. Current Mood: sleepy (Comment on this)