Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Eastercon so far

I did not get to LX until Saturday night thanks to the uselessness of minions who would prefer to have fun rather than tending to My desires.

I have nibbled on some brains, including that of Tim Powers, which had a most pleasant flavour. I have also been to the panel about why minions are daft enough to like cats. It was most interesting.

I have been tweeting more, as My iPhone has been set up now.
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Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Eastercon grumbles

[info]Some pathetic minion who will be eaten last seems to think that he is not going to take Me down to Bradford with [info]nojay and [info]amend_locke tomorrow morning. I have told him I do not devour musicians (except the odd filker, by accident) but he seems to think that I ought to travel with minion [info]feorag.

He is also moaning about being granted the honour of bearing Me from the Hilton to the convention hotel, saying that I am "bulky" (is he calling Me fat?) Special minion [info]desperence will not be there, either. Do I have any minions staying at that hotel who would take on the great honour, at least until [info]feorag shows up on Saturday.
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Friday, November 14th, 2008

Awaiting minions

I am at Novacon, supervising Ina Shurrock who is sticking labels on envelopes. [info]auntiealice is proving to be a very special minion indeed, and will have her preferences concerning the Inevitable taken into consideration.

The bed in the hotel room is very small, but they have provided a "single" roll out chair bed, which is very much sized for Me. The minions are distressed that the pool is not open, so I have told them about the Brine Pool in town. I am hoping they will take Me with them, as I could do with a spell in something salty.

I have noticed that [info]feorag's new laptop contains everything needed to produce a fanzine except the printer. I will have to search for a printer, as the Unnamable is well overdue.
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Thursday, September 6th, 2007

My travels

I have not been enlightening you with tales of My trip to Japan, but now the minions are trying to sleep and have left a computer where I can get at it.

The convention was good. I enjoyed brain sashimi from Joe Haldeman, Naomi Novik and others. I will make the minions post photos soon. Many, many women did tickle Me under the tentacles.

Now I am in Tokyo, and I have a bed to Myself and I have been able to set the weather up to My liking, though this is why the minions are trying to sleep and are not actually asleep.
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